Last night, I finally finished reading the Internet.
Or so I thought.
All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, a new tweet appears in my twit-stream from a one little meatball Snooki. She proclaims that she has added some videos to her new network. Oh you haven't heard of SnookTV? Where have you been????
It's kind of like OWN (the Oprah Winfrey Network), but ..... well um. Well, you see.... it's a YouTube channel OKAY??? You happy now? A media empire doesn't happen overnight people. You'll see. You'll all see....
She also does these in duet format with a gentleman who isn't her current boyfriend Jionni (I don't think) but is described as "Heat." Perhaps an old flame???
I gotta say watching this one creeped me out and warmed my heart all at the same time. Like, it's kinda cute when a couple dorks out together, but if you look closely, very closely you can see the famewhore monster lurking behind dude's eyes. And for a brief moment, you want to hug little meatball Snooki, coddle her and protect her from the harsh realities of the world.
And finally, Snooki spills her guts out to us about what it's like to be Snooki - nay - Nicole Polizzi:
Wow, deep. Really gives you a whole lot to think about.
Someday maybe SnookTV will replace one of the Discovery Channels so that it may continue fulfilling its mission to enlighten the world.
P.S. here's a bonus "rambling" video. Forget the content, there are two supporting actors in the background that caught my eye. Mr. Four Loko and Mrs. Four Loko. Heyyyyyyy.
In one of the most recent videos, Snooki did some hard-hitting undercover journalism with JWOWW, under the monikers of Nancy and Flow.... wherein she "attacked " (in her words via the Twitter entry above) someone who ended up being Joy Behar. In it, Snooki basically pretends she's Joy hating on the Jersey Shore kids and blaming guidos for ruining her childhood. Um, hi - since when is Snooki a Hasslebeck??? Unfortunately for us, that video was taken down a few hours later. Perhaps a MTV PR intervention?
UPDATE: Looks Like PerezHilton has the Nancy and Flow video up on his web site.
For more Jersey Shore antics, check out:
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