Some Notes On Tonight's Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Brought to you by Kris Humphries, last year

• Rob had a point about Kim's spoiled ways in front of the hotel staff when she complained they put flower petals on her bed.  I mean, right???

• Um, why do they show Humira commercials (psoriasis drug) every five minutes when KUWTK is playing? Did Mama Kris get a sponsor for her daughter's psoriasis?  Genius.

• Anyone else annoyed by Kris Humphries getting all involved in family business the first time he meets them? Excuse me, who are you?  Stay on the sidelines of dysfunction until they know your last name at least.  Jeesh.

The Way To My Heart: Kris Jenner Edition

Okay - so my love for Kris Jenner has been growing steadily. 

Not just because she's the absolute butt of every eye roll, joke and lesson on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but because no other genius across this crazy world could have created such a masterpiece as the Kris Jenner Turns 30 video"I Love My Friends" (circa 1980s) (click here to see it, can't embed).  Sorry in advance for the fact that you won't EVER be able to get the lyric "Bible Study...Cheesecake Factory...." out of your heads. 

Okay, but now there's an even BIGGER reason to be down with the Jenner.  She is coming out with a MEMOIR.  That's right folks - it's time for Kris to finally shine!  She released this image of  the cover today on her blog.

Notice how she slipped in the Kardashian "brand" in there to make sure it receives maximum benefit?  Ever the genius marketer, Kris has marketed herself right into our cold little hearts.  We love it!