Breaking News - Charlie Sheen Being.... Charlie Sheen?
Radar Online is reporting that Charlie Sheen is in Vegas partying hard with a bunch of porn stars. Sheen is currently at the Adult Entertainment Expo (which is held adjacent to CES every year - real convenience for the dirty old men - ayoooooooooooooooooooo amirite or amirite?).
In other news, the Earth is round, water is wet, JWOWW has a great right hook and bad knockoffs of hit shows still make for good TV (ahem - Jerseylicious, Cupcake Wars, Skating With the Stars - I'm talking to you).