Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Have You Watched CANDIDLY NICOLE? Werq It Ms. Richie.


And you're all like... heh? 

Candidly Nicole is actually this little web series on AOL which sounds like a joke because it's not 1997 and CD-ROMS are now ironic coasters that used to have purpose and meaning in this crazy mixed up world like NY Seltzer, Mark Harmon, Teddy Ruxpins and Bonkers. 

But back to Nicole Richie who is just love and silliness and a conundrum of proportions (I mean really, how could you be 5'1" and that long and lanky at the same time?) all mixed up into one. In the series, Nicole kind of just seemingly goes where the wind blows her. In one episode she's hanging with RuPaul to get tips on fierceness, in another she's with her dad and little sister (who, P.S., is seriously looking like a future trendsetter in her own right) goofing off in the garden. 

Here she is in the first episode pondering the removal of her "tramp stamp:"



The real centerpiece here has nothing to do with the setting or the topic, it's Nicole's larger than life personality. We already knew, from that reality show with Paris back in the day, that Nicole is humorous and has no filter, but girlfriend has blossomed in the years she's been away from the reality circuit. She is a legit comedienne who can mix well with any subject and bring light and laughter into any room. Each episode is only five minutes-ish, but hopefully this will lead to bigger and better for her because I could seriously watch Nicole all day long. 

P.S. I am SO sick of hashtags outside of Twitter and Instagram. AND WHILE WE'RE ON THAT: NEVER, EVER, EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES UTTER THE WORDS "HASHTAG CRAY" IN A SENTENCE. PLEASE  BABIES, JUST PROMISE ME THAT. DANNY GLOVER WILL EXPLAIN WHY: