Monday, May 23, 2011

Jersey Triple Threat. Who Is Ready For Some Real Housewives of New Jersey Action???? Plus a Little Jersey Shore To Tie You Over. Oh Yeah, and I Mention Mob Wives Too, Hence the TRIPE THREAT (typo but I'm keepin it. LOL TRIPE!!!!!).

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Teresa's Season 1 Hair
Can't. Properly. Articulate. My. Level. Of.  Excitement about Season 3 Episode 2 of RHONJ coming up any moment now! Though I will say that Mob Wives has made it easier to get through the week.  Helps take the edge off the RHONJ withdrawals.

Prediction about WWHL with Teresa tonight, she's gonna do that thing where she clams up and gets weird and dodges all questions of substance. 

 I live for this sh***t (said in an 80s buddy cop voice)/

Can we just discuss Teresa's brother for a second?  First of all, yes, he's definitely the show stealer to contend with.  Hands down, move over Gia, a new star is born. Meanwhile, at night, when it's really quiet and I'm just about to fall asleep, the "toe scene" that has been permanently burned into the back of my retinas, flashes back into life to haunt me. Needless to say, there's been a lot of sleepless nights lately.

Oh yea, anyhoozles, moving on to Jersey Shore,  just in case you thought that Ronnie and Sammi were SO OVA FA GOOD, guess again.  They've already been photographed (of course the photo agency wouldn't accept half my cupcake as payment, so, yea, sorry bout that - but here's a leeeenk) together being all romantic and barf.  Stay tuned, story still developing.

Friday, May 06, 2011

OMG Arvin Lall Shows Up On Jimmy Fallon's "Jersey Floor" !!!! BRB GOING TO BREATHE INTO A PAPER BAG LIKE THEY DO IN THE SITCOMS!!!!!!

So anyone who knows me (AKA my dog) knows that I enjoy Jimmy Fallon's Jersey Floor and Real Housewives of Late Night more than I friggin love the original shows themselves (which is a friggin lot - cause I friggin live for dem shows) (oh PS, don't mind the accent, I just got done watching Mob Wives and it takes a while for the Staten Island to get off me).

So anyhoo, I'm doing my late night channel surfing and my boy Jimmy graced us with a new episode of Jersey Floor tonight.

But if that wasn't enough of a treat as I was enjoying my night cheese and PM pinot, three quarters of the way through, guess who decides to make a surprise cameo  when they play the Stalker Bugle (AKA the Jersey Floor version of the Grenade Whistle. Keep up!) like it's no big deal?????

None other than ARVIN LALL of Arvin Lall from Jersey Shore Season 3 drove an irreparable wedge between Ronnie and Sammi and then we were all mad but then we did some Internet stalking and subsequent blogging about him so then he kind of grew on us in an ironic way fame!!!!!

ARVIN FRIGGIN LALLLLLLLLL!!!!  In all his smuggy glory!!! Thank dog for the rewind button cause if you blink you'll miss him!

Oh yeah - these broads showed up too. NBD.

Check out the full episode below to see for yourselves:. 

(P.S. Hey Arvin, if you ever Google yourself - who are we kidding, WHEN YOU GOOGLE YOURSELF TOMORROW - aand stumble upon this site, email us a shout out to publish at - your growing fan club here will go crazy).