Saturday, July 30, 2011

WOWW Our Traffic Is Through The Roof - Jersey Shore Must Be Coming Real Soon - Here's What You're Searching For

Man oh man.  The website traffic has been LEGIT on fire.  Thanks to the Jersey Shore HYPE SHOW on MTV for the past few days, you guys are all about digging through the Internetters to find out more.

Since you're all so hungry - here's a Top Ten list of terms you searched Google landing you at this glorious (AKA busted) site (I think you'll notice a very subtle pattern - if subtle means in your face like a MACK track):

1. jwoww plastic surgery
2. jwoww plastic surgery face
3. did jwoww get plastic surgery
4. jwoww face plastic surgery
5. jwoww lip injections
6. arvin lall
7. jwow plastic surgery
8. arvin jersey shore
9. did jwoww have plastic surgery
10. jwoww surgery

Needless to say - you're all super concerned about  JWOWW's face.  Like, really concerned. Like if JWOWW was the Bar Exam, you would all be legit lawyers right now.

Oh yeah, and our unofficial mascot Arvin Lall made a cameo in the Top Ten.  Phew.  Thanks for keepin' the dream alive guys.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Um, Hi, Is It Possible To Wait ANY Longer For Jersey Shore?

Friends, Foes, Insignificants:

I ask you, how much longer must we wait for Jersey Shore to get started???  I mean, really - Real Housewives has managed to fill the void a little bit, but BARELY.  I even resorted to watching MTV's The Challenge again last week (every season I tell myself it's the last one - dang you Kenny and Wes!!!!!) and if it wasn't for CT's adonis DNA, it would barely be worthy as background sound whilst I surf the InterWebs.

CT  daydream break - Ahhhhh, those dreamy baby blues..... that Boston swagger....

Ugh that was so suburbs of me.

Anywhoozles,  at least we had Snooki dancing with a plant to tie us over this week.  I mean, if you think about it really, that was like the equivalent of an entire episode in and of itself.  Amirite or amirite????

BTW, who DIDN't think Sammi and Ronnie were going to get back together THE SECOND they were in Italy?  You should have your IQ checked.

Oh yeah, and then there's that whole Vinny leaving thing.  Like we didn't know he was going to come back a week later with his tail between his legs.

Prediction: Reason Vinny left?  Head got too big, attitude too douchey for even The Sitch to deal with.

P.S., while we're on the subject of The Situation.  Mike, please tell your brother to stop Tweeting on your account like every 5 minutes promoting every product slap you got?  So obvs.  Easy bro.