Doesn't Denise Richards Remember What Happened Last Time She and Charlie Went To NY With Their Girls?

Hope they have an UNeventful trip!

Birthday Party For Charlie Sheen's Twin Boys at Hilton Family House (With Pics)

At this very moment, there's a 2nd birthday celebration Charlie Sheen's twin boys (Bob and Max)

It was reported by MSNBC earlier today that Hilton family matriarch, Kathy Hilton, would be hosting the party for the boys at the Hilton family home in Bel Air.

We even have a picture of the party layout courtesy of Conrad Hilton (youngest Hilton son), who Tweeted this morning "Just woke up and my back yard looks like this.. I'm down!!!!" with the following photo:

Nick Hilton, this afternoon, Tweeted: "I go to kids parties strictly for the food! :D" together with this yummy pic:

David Katzenberg, boyfriend of Nicky Hilton (and son of Jeffrey Katzenberg), also Tweeted:

Interesting choice of #words, David. Sounds like a fun  party.  

So, what's the relation with the Hiltons? Kathy Hilton knows Brooke Mueller - mother of the boys -  because she is friends with her daughter Paris Hilton.  Brooke is currently filming a reality show with Paris for the Oxygen channel.

Bob and Max are not the only children of Charlie Sheen who are celebrating birthdays today.  The MSNBC story also purports that Denise Richards is throwing a 7th party for daughter Sam. According to the story, Charlie Sheen will not be in attendance at either party.  

Sheen's Korner Episode 4 - Tiger Blood Organic Juice Finally Unveiled!!

Sheen's Korner Episode 4 (Building the Perfect Torpedo) just got started and the important news first... the moment we've been waiting for has finally come!  The Tiger Blood drink has been unveiled.  Looks like it's made with 100% organic beet, carrot and pear juice (that's all we can see from this shot of the label).  Pretty cool, we're all for healthy.  We predict it will sell off the shelves and will join the ranks of Red Bull and Cranberry Juice as the most popular drink mixers. 

Aside from that, the new opening intro was too bizarre to accurately describe - quick cuts of Sheenisms, a bottle of Cialis, images of "enemies" (see below) and scenes form old movies like Platoon.  Once Charlie came into focus, we saw a cleaner, more put together Sheen....

The episode was short and consisted of Charlie making declarations about the injustice and "high treason" of his recent firing.  He then recited near incomprehensible poetry as he announced an enemy list of sorts.  On that list?   

Les Moonves

Peter Roth

Bruce (not sure who, no last name given)

Chuck Lorre

And that's all she wrote...

Bree Olson Sets The Record Straight... Tweets About Charlie and Natty

P.S. Our Open Letter to Charlie about Sheen's Korner.  Do you agree?  #Tigerblood #Winning #PlanBetter #EarnYourself

Free Advice For Charlie Sheen's "Sheen's Korner" [Team #TigerBlood]

Dear Charlie (and Charlie's People):

We have now watched two full episodes of the Charlie Sheen web show - Sheen's Korner - and we gotta say, Charlie you're on the right track of improvements with your second installment, cleverly entitled "Torpedoes of Truth."  Senor Sheen, we commend you for indulging our voyeuristic nature by allowing us to watch you partake in a real time phone call with your advisor.  We like seeing "backstage" happenings that we're not "supposed to see"

Taking it a step further, we'd like to offer up some free tips on how to continue to ride this wave.  The value of our advice far outweighs anything you'll get from a bunch of phony marketers or Internet experts.  Why?  A) because in a past life, we've seen the pitches sold for thousands, and they've all failed and B) Because these days, we're losers who sit around watch reality TV and read celebrity gossip blogs all day long.

We know exactly what works with people like us, and trust-  there's a lot of us a-holes out there.  P.S. we heard Howard Stern's advice this morning of 15 things you could have done better and we gotta say, while we agree with a couple ,many of our ideas go in a different direction.  Howard wants you to ride the theme of porn, and while a specific demo of male viewers would welcome it, you're not going to capture mainstream America's hearts with that type of content.  In fact, you'll probably get shut out real quick.

So what do we have in mind?  Here's our free advice (but there's more where this came from, so give us a shout at payattentiontoblog@gmail.com if you want to hear more):

1. More phone conversations with people, we love this - A+.  Has Rachel called you from Fort Wayne?  We want to see that. 
2. We 100% co-sign Howard Stern's suggestion that you should give us a tour of your house. We want to know more about your everyday life, and this is a huge part of it. Plus, dude, you live in the Mulholland Estates, with the likes of Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump.  We're dying to see more of this.  We want to see rooms, backyard, kitchen, even the street out front.  Anything.
3. We want to see what you eat.  Don't ask us to explain it, but people are obsessed with food.  When celebs tweet pics of their plates, we're all over it. When paps catch photos of celebs eating, we can't get enough. Show us your lunch - that's a whole episode right there.  Show us the inside of your refrigerator.  Have a 5 minute Q&A with your chef where you ask him to explain to the camera the types of food you like and dislike. Ask him/her to tells us what your oddest food has been. 
4. Have a conversation with someone where you're the one asking them questions.  It would be nice to switch things up once or twice and have the focus be less on a monologue (which we love, don't get us wrong) and more on you semi-interviewing someone else.  For example, ask Natty Napalm what she did that day and respond to her response.  Do you want more female viewers?  Ask her what her favorite beauty products are/what her beauty regimen is.  Women go ape sh1t for this stuff, trust us.  You won't believe it but it's true. Another example, have a conversation with your maid.  It humanizes you and will make America fall in love with you.  This may sound inane, but Google "Jeff Lewis" and "Zoila" and you'll understand.  
5. Show us your closet.  Take your little Flip camera, walk over to your closet, open it and let us take it all in.  Then pull out some of your favorite pieces of clothing and tell us what you love about them.  If there is anything there with some sentimental value, tell us the story behind it.

Viola, 5 episodes right there that will give you ratings through the roof.  Email us Charlie (or Charlie's people), we've got a lot more to share.  PayAttentionToBlog@Gmail.com.

P.S.  RIP Betty Sheen. Plus, here's the live blog from Sheen's Korner Episode 1

RIP Betty Sheen

Charlie Sheen and Natty Napalm yesterday announced (in the second episode of Sheen's Korner) that Charlie's 11 year old black pug, Betty passed away.  As Charlie put it, [Betty is] "in another dimension, flashing her razor fangs."  The two were kindred spirits, sharing the same birthday of September 3.   Flash on Betty, flashy on.

P.S. Wanna see our Open Letter to Charlie Sheen?  

Charlie Sheen's UStream: Live Blogging

It's Saturday night, so natch we're home.  But this isn't just any ordinary Saturday night for a loser homebody - this is like the greatest Saturday night to have nothing to do.  Why? Because just a few hours ago, Mr. Charlie Sheen himself announced he'd be broadcasting a UStream live from his house.

We're logged in ready to go, waiting for Mr. Sheen. The UStream just got started!!!

• Whoa, Simon Rex  (AKA Dirt Nasty) is there!!!! Why? Who knows? 
• Charlie opens with shout outs to his sponsors - apparently he's making some money on this thing, hence the $  t-shirt. Sponsors include HDNet and a new drink called "Tiger Blood" - it's organic just so you know. 
• One of the goddesses is missing!  (Rachel AKA Bree Olson) Charlie says she's "out of town."  Interesting since earlier in the day Charlie tweeted she left him and that he was taking new applications, but then quickly deleted the tweet saying they were back together.   A quick check on her Twitter account reveals that she's in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Perhaps visiting family?
• 7:07 PST: So far more than 112,000 viewers have tuned in
• 7:08 Charlie just unveiled a new tattoo with the word "WINNING" scrawled on his wrist.  Surely a new trend.  I've already called the tattoo parlor to get my appointment.  
• 7:10 some LOLcat style pics of cats "winning" over dogs are being displayed.  Natch.
• 7:11 Some bizarro news is being reported.  Something about an eagle scout.  Then, a bald eagle crashing into a windshield and surviving. 
• 7:14 we're officially bored.  Guess this is really supposed to be some sort of "show."  Why did we think he was going to have some news about his life or 2.5 Men to report??? We're kind of ready to give up on this thing.  We'll give it a couple more minutes.
• 7:16 they're finally wrapping up the "Winning" news. Charlie just said he may be broadcasting everyday or every week if enough people are interested.  Based on this ep, we're gonna have to say "Nyet nyet Soviet" to that proposal. 
• P.S. lots of fart sounds happening throughout the broadcast thanks to the "Music Guy" Simon Rex mixing from a laptop in the background.  Is Charlie trying to be Howard Stern??? 
• Now they're waiting for a call "from the President" WTF??? Nothing happens and Charlie looks to be annoyed by the disorganization of the team.  He wants to fire someone. 
• 7:19 New segment "Weighing in With Rick"  they want us to Twitter in some questions.  BORING
• Sidenote - back to Howard Stern: We kind of think this was Howard Stern's idea to begin with. Earlier this week in his interview with Charlie, he said he wanted to send Charlie a microphone so he would broadcast for Sirius.  Wonder why Mr. Sheen decided to go with Mark Cuban instead.......  We're guessing it may have something to do with money. 

• Now Charlie's asking for viewers to tell him what their favorite Charlie Sheen saying is......
• 7:22 Lots of nonsense and gibberish among the group, speaking amongst themselves like they don't have a camera on them
• 7:23 The subject of the BYU sex scandal was brought up via Twitter by a viewer.  Charlie's two cents on the topic: "there's two ways to look at it... BYU... lighten up" or "he knew the rules coming in." Wow, profound. Tiger blood runs deep. 
• 7:24 Charlie debuted the new saying "Losing"
• 7:25 Charlie is drinking something out of a sippy cup

• 7:26 viewer count is going down.  It's now in the 105,000 range.  (P.S. we're barely hanging by a thread ourselves)
• 7:27 new segment "Wish They Were Me." On that list? Dr. Drew, Nancy Grace and some addiction specialist that apparently spoke out about Charlie.
• 7:30 new segment "Wish I Were Them." On that list? Colin Farrel, Brian Wilson and Sean Penn
• 7:32 Charlie announces a new list "The Gnarls Gnarlington List." (apparently that's a good thing???) On that list? Reggie Jackson, Todd Zale (sp?), Tony Todd, Mark Cuban and "me" 
• 7:34 everyone is hot and sweaty looking - wiping their brows.  Charlie is complaining about no air conditioning, making jokes about a budget
• 7:35 viewership has dipped to the 99,000 range

• 7:36  Charlie is pushing a new saying "Plan Better" on us.  "Natty Napalm" came to sit on his lap to be a part of the Plan Better segment.  We didn't really get it. 
• 7:38 Charlie is complaining about his Homeowners Association - something about cameras and the front gate guards.
• 7:40 Charlie continues to ramble in a stream of consciousness where we're only comprehending every third word or so. Prob cause we don't have tiger blood.  Boo us.   Something about Jeff Ross? Or some other Jeff???  We think? We're "losing"
• 7:41 Charlie intro's a new saying "Earn Yourself"
• 7:43 Charlie's reading fan favorite Charlie-isms. We agree with this one: "Come on bro, I won best picture at 20"
• 7:45 Charlie says he burned his AA book.  Now the gang is awkwardly saying "Now what?" They're out of segments.
• 7:47 Sooo..... Charlie starts rummaging through his drawer to show us what's in it (ironically, this act of desperation becomes our favorite segment).  He shows us his book of poetry that he wrote (that was conveniently just laying around), and Casey Stengel's passport.  His friend with the hat is going through a "magic tray" with a bunch of candy in it.  Yes, it's come to this.
• 7:49 Charlie shows us his Apocalypse Now (this again?) "channel" that streams the movie all day long (AKA a DVD on loop)  
• 7:50 Charlie is talking about past movie moments (that he starred in), and then disses Wall Street 2
• 7:52 Charlie reads us one of his poems from the book to wrap up the show.  Lucky us. 
• 7:53 It's finally over!!!!!

We can proudly say we survived "Sheen's Korner." We need to go take a shower now.

Update: It happened too quick for us to catch it, but apparently the call in the middle of the broadcast that Charlie picked up was from none other than Beverly Hills Housewife Adrienne Maloof's husband Dr. Paul Nassif

They're Charlie's neighbors (and friends).  Dr. Nassif tweeted back to his wife that he wanted to see if Charlie would actually pick up the phone.  Maloof and the Doof strike again.  Man we miss them. 

Breaking News - Charlie Sheen Being.... Charlie Sheen?

Breaking News:

Radar Online is reporting that Charlie Sheen is in Vegas partying hard with a bunch of porn stars.  Sheen is currently at the Adult Entertainment Expo (which is held adjacent to CES every year - real convenience for the dirty old men - ayoooooooooooooooooooo amirite or amirite?).

In other news, the Earth is round, water is wet, JWOWW has a great right hook and bad knockoffs of hit shows still make for good TV (ahem - Jerseylicious, Cupcake Wars, Skating With the Stars - I'm talking to you).