Thursday, May 24, 2012

Dave Coulier (AKA Joey Gladstone from Full House) Dishes on Relationship With Alanis Morissette on Reddit

So yesterday, I told you that Dave Coulier would be doing an "AMA" (ask me anything) on Reddit today.  Well, let me tell you, boyfriend did not disappoint.  He was very open about his past.  Here are the Q&A that mentioned Alanis (dcooler is Coulier's Reddit moniker) without edit:

Q: When Alanis scratches her nails down someone else's back, can you feel it? Well, can you feel it?
dcooler: I do, and it's scary. It's like being the recipient of a voodoo doll. 

Q:  What did you do to piss off Alanis Morsette (spelling?) so bad? And what was your reaction to her song "You Outta Know"? (Sorry for the poor spelling, on a mobile device.)
dcooler: Alanis and I dated in 1992-93. I don't think I ever pissed her off. It was a long distance relationship. She was living in Ottawa, Canada and I was in LA. I called her after "Jagged Little Pill" came out and we got together. She was still as cool and friendly as I remembered. She's really an awesome human. We parted as friends. 

Q: Dave, you're very cool in my book for answering questions about your relationship with Alanis, a lot of celebrities might be mum about very personal stuff like that. And I'd usually hate to ask personal questions, but the song was so huge that the details behind it are so enthralling. I'd really like to know what movie was playing in the infamous theater. EDIT: My most successful comment of all time, so I had to edit my grammar mistakes ;)

dcooler: For the record: the theater thing didn't happen with me. I guess somebody else was very lucky though.
OMG OMG OMG you guys - lots of urban legends busted all over the place today.  What a cool guy.  He also answered a ton of Full House stuff, but you know I just searched for the Alanis stuff immediately and came here to post.  You should check the whole thing out on Reddit.

I'll be in my lair if you need me.  

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Dave Coulier Doing An AMA on Reddit Tomorrow!

Guys, THE JOEY GLADSTONE (AKA David Coulier) is doing an AMA on tomorrow.  Obviously someone is going to ask him about Alanis Morissette and THE SONG (You Oughta Know).

For those that have been living under a rock for the last twenty years - it has long been rumored that Alanis wrote the song about HIM (cause they're both Canadian, so obviously they used to date).  

Here's an interesting tidbit from Coulier's Wikipedia entry:

In a 2008 interview with the Calgary Sun, Coulier said he thought he might be the ex-boyfriend portrayed in the song "You Oughta Know".

OMG you guys, so WHO is gonna ask him about this mess tomorrow?  On pins and needles till then!

I'll be in my lair if you need me.  

Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy SUPPOSEDLY DIVORCING? Some Thoughts...

IMAGE SOURCE: Bethenny Frankel's Twitter (@bethenny)

You guys, I know the news that Bethenny and Jason are on the verge of a split has been like EVERYWHERE the past, like, 30 hours or so. But you know what? Something just isn't adding up for me.

Here's are some of the facts that lead me to believe that a) Bethenny is a shrewd business woman (duh) and reality television EXPERT and b) these two are not getting divorced in the near term:

a) Bethenny realized the successful formula for reality television long ago - like in the first season of Real Housewives of New York. What was the secret? Portraying some sort of a struggle, establishing an underdog status and airing a bunch of relationship drama out there. Remember folks, she had another boyfriend named Jason before Mr. Hoppy and turbulence between them was prominently portrayed on RHONY early seasons.

b) Bethenny has a new test market talk show sneak peek airing on a few Fox affiliates next month, and she really, really, really needs it to perform.

c) Now, a couple of months ago, rumors were swirling that Bethenny would NOT get her own talk show because it wasn't testing well. Women were SUPPOSEDLY having a hard time relating and Bethenny SUPPOSEDLY had to retain the services of a speech therapist or talking coach or whatever so that she could SLOW DOWN how fast she talks. So..... somehow she ended up getting some sort of weak sauce 6 week commitment. You know she's super freaked about keeping ratings high to get a FULL ORDER talk show. I mean, wouldn't you be?

d) Bethenny's reality show on Bravo is bowing next week for the season, and perhaps forever?All guesses are pointing to a reality TV swan song since BF is like WAY TOO BIG for that noise anymore. How will she ever keep the hype and interest going so that people will actually tune in to the talk show and her ratings will impress?

e) My guess would be - PLANT A STORY in STAR Magazine that the Frankel Hoppy marriage is in trouble - that'll keep tongues wagging.

....Aaaaaaaaand here's exhibit A-E from Bethenny's Twitter today when a fan (or "fan") asked her if the divorce rumors were true:

Boom!!! See what she did there? Of course you do, I just laid it all out for you like a CHEMISTRY PROOF. It's science!

Once again, you're welcome. I'll be in my lair if you need me.