Ok, first things first. Who else feels like Situation is into Snooki because she's basically transformed into a LEGIT real life A list star? I don't think he would have ever been into her (except to use her for a night) in the past. But now, I think he sees a gravy train. How creepy was the scene when she was bickering with Super Mario Jionni on the phone and he was just STANDING THERE. Like a big creep. Just eavesdropping and reveling in the fact that they were arguing. READY TO POUNCE. Ew. SO SHADY.
The whole Deena/Pauly thing is kinda sad. Like - we've all been there when we're drunk from infatuation and refuse to see the SIGNS that HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. Please tell me someone made a gif of the scene last week when they were "kissing" and Pauly had the saddest, most pained expression on his face. Poor guy had to pretend he was sleeping to escape her. P.S. Deena, we predict your tiger stripe tan lines will be the newest trend - kinda go with the tiger stripe hair....
So I was half right about Ronnie and Sammi hooking up by episode 2. They didn't exactly "hook up" yet, but all the seeds have been planted. Meanwhile, how HIGH SCHOOL MEAN is Ronnie - bragging about all the women he's bedded right in front of the poor girl. I mean, Ronnie, she "magically grew" tatas for you right before Italy. Why would you be so excited to BREAK SOMEONE who has that much love for you? Oy, this guy - I just don't get it.
The pizza job orientation scene was kinda lame. MTV, who are we kidding here? We're still going with this whole "job" thing? Is it really necessary? THIS ISN'T REAL WORLD SEASON 2. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MANUFACTURE CONFLICT. It's already there! They're from Jersey, drama is their food. They can't live without it.
Um, what else. I feel a little like deja vu watching this season. Lot of the same old horse tricks. Meh. Did I miss anything?
Mike is creepy.what the hell happenend to him ? yet you wonder why would snooki smush with him as he claims 3 months ago? can you say booze sex.and you didn't think Jionni super mario brother giving her the 3rd degree why she didn't call all day was just sad ..another emilio freeloader.and Love love drunk sammi confessing her I miss you ron.and didn't you see Pauly sellimg out deena to mike on her comment about mike being creepy..again another way to F- your friendship moment.
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