I was watching TV the other day, and a caged bird emerged on screen - kind of made me go off in my mind. Do you know how cool as f*ck flying must be? No? Have you ever had a dream about flying? It's pretty much the coolest type of dream you can ever have.
Now imagine that you actually, for some reason, are able to fly in real life - and you're free and you're loving life gliding above the earth.
THEN some jackass snatches you up, clips your wings and shoves you in a cage in the corner of their kitchen and for the next few years of your short life, they scream at you to shut up everytime you chirp your birdy songs.
That is MESSED up.
Hey Lenny, PUT THE BIRD DOWN!
I said good day!