Top Tweets of the Day (so far - if you find more, send them to us and we'll post 'em if they're worthy)
@WillyFerrel (Will Ferrel):
I got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one
@thesulk (Alec Sulkin - Family Guy writer + Sarah Silverman's ex-boyfriend):
12 seconds is 5 internet minutes.
Sitcom characters learn a lot of lessons.
Slim pickins today. Must be the green beer...
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