Hide yo kids, hide yo wife (too played out? I'm keeping it), it is officially the beginning of the end of the world. Global warming, bedbugs, wars, swine flu etc etc and now a new feature to add to the foreshadowing of the apocalypse:
A self-aware spider.
This fool knows too much. He (or she) has a presence, a personality. Maybe he's just getting ready for his debut when the arachnids rule the world.
Brb, Googling "how to build a bomb shelter."