So miss little minx boa snuck out a few months ago. To cover up her indiscretion, she lied to her parents (fake body made of pipes did the trick). But now - whoda thunk she'd get pregnant (it wasn't the McDonald's!!). Little miss thought fast and got away with the old "it's a miracle" defense.
|Just kidding, this is a hose!|
Men, watch out - one day, we may not need you at all anymore!
Go boa, go boa, go boa. Check it out: http://news.discovery.com/animals/boa-constrictor-virgin-birth.html