Thursday, October 13, 2011
RHONJ Finale - Meltdown in the Making
Hey guys, did you know that Teresa is just like Lucille Ball? They're so funny and they like to joke around a lot. Obviously by disparaging their friends and loved ones in books and interviews. Duh! It's funny! It's like jokes!
Meanwhile, as I watched the finale, I couldn't help but think "so what is Caroline's story?" Like, there's literally nothing for her to do on the show, but sit on this radio show and tell folks her sage advice on life AKA hackneyed cliches.
And Jacqueline. Poor little Jacqueline. Doesn't she have this look like she's about to meltdown at any moment? And we know it's true because she does melt down in season 4 WHICH HAS ALREADY FILMED.
Meanwhile, little Melissa is sittin' pretty. She really is a genius - what has unfolded before our unsuspecting eyes this season is success after success in Melissa's well-veiled plans to get EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.
Oh, hey Kathy girl. Kinda forgot about you. Love your hubby's glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!