Conversation Rapists

Conversation rapists are running amok in our society.   At the grocery store, on my flight, at the office, at the stop light just dying to chat with the closest thing.

Listen, I got my own pile of nothing going on, I can't invest in yours. 

Helpful Hint: you can sense a serial CR a mile away, they emit a certain vibe. Never, ever ever EVER look one directly in the eye.  Ever.