Tuesday, January 31, 2012
How Long Does It Take To Turn A Mouse Into An Elephant?
Oh, only 24 million generations. This according to a new story in ScienceDaily
WHATTUP WITH THE SIDE EYE? YES I READ SCIENCE DAILY.
Evolution is real people, it just takes some gumption.
Don't ask me how long a mouse generation is. Don't they breed like every other day? But wait, elephant generations are like forever - gestation alone is like two years for our pachyderm frenz. (<-- see what I did there? No I swear I'm not hiding pureed broccoli in your bronwies - this isn't learning, it's fun right? mmmm ha ha)
Anyhow - basically if we want to evolve into giants - we can do it, it's just gonna take a while. KEEP THIS NEW MISSION IN MIND AS YOU BREED PEOPLE. Khole n' Lamar, you're doin' it right.