Teen Mom 2 & Teen Mom: Updates on Cast

The ups and downs of being a teen are relenentless.  The cast of Teen Mom is no exception and according to the Twitter feeds of the young ladies - there have been a lot of updates in recent weeks (since the time of filming).

• We are assuming that the volatile relationship between Chelsea Houska (@ChelseaHouska) and Adam Lind is once again over based on her Tweet on March 3, 2011:

• OK! Magazine this week reported Chelsea Houska's best friend and former roommate, Megan Nelson  is now pregnant too (she is 19).  Megan (@MENelson10) confirmed the news on her Twitter page on March 7 stating:

 "121 days left of my pregnancy :-) :-) going by fast!"

• We can assume that Maci Bookout (@MaciBookoutMTV) and her boyfriend Kyle King are still going strong as she Tweeted yesterday:

 "Loveeee kyle he perfect and loves me" 

• Leah Messer (@LeahDawnMesser) wants us to know that she and Corey Simms are married and still together, she Tweeted yesterday saying:

 "Just for the record, Corey and I are NOT divorcing!(:"

• We also seethat Kailyn Lowry (@kaailll) and her new boyfriend Jordan are likely still together based on her March 4 Twitter proclamation and Twitpic:  

"You are so handsome.@rennew_nadroj"  

Sheen's Korner Episode 4 - Tiger Blood Organic Juice Finally Unveiled!!

Sheen's Korner Episode 4 (Building the Perfect Torpedo) just got started and the important news first... the moment we've been waiting for has finally come!  The Tiger Blood drink has been unveiled.  Looks like it's made with 100% organic beet, carrot and pear juice (that's all we can see from this shot of the label).  Pretty cool, we're all for healthy.  We predict it will sell off the shelves and will join the ranks of Red Bull and Cranberry Juice as the most popular drink mixers. 

Aside from that, the new opening intro was too bizarre to accurately describe - quick cuts of Sheenisms, a bottle of Cialis, images of "enemies" (see below) and scenes form old movies like Platoon.  Once Charlie came into focus, we saw a cleaner, more put together Sheen....

The episode was short and consisted of Charlie making declarations about the injustice and "high treason" of his recent firing.  He then recited near incomprehensible poetry as he announced an enemy list of sorts.  On that list?   

Les Moonves

Peter Roth

Bruce (not sure who, no last name given)

Chuck Lorre

And that's all she wrote...

Kim Zolciak's New 11,000 Sq. Ft. House?

Kim Zolciak is allegedly moving on up from her townhouse in Duluth, GA to a sprawling $3.2 million 11,000 sq. ft. estate located on two acres of land in nearby Roswell.  The news was revealed yesterday by Zolciak's daughter Brielle on her Formspring page.

The new  house boasts such luxury features as 3 kitchens, an elevator, and a 30 seat theater just to name a few.This is a big step up for Kim whose 3.3k sq. ft. Duluth townhouse listed for just under $500,000 late last year.

No word on whether Kroy will be living in the new house - but who wouldn't want to live there?  Congrats to the growing Zolciak family.

UPDATE 3/10/2011: Kim just Tweeted this about hoping they accept her offer on a house:

(images via Zillow.com)

Shh Don't Tell Steve (@shhdontellsteve) Author Tweets About Rise and Fall of TV Series Deal

The author of the @shhdontellsteve (SDTS) Twitter account - which chronicles the life of the writer's unknowing (and hilarious) buffoon of a roommate, Steve - came forward today about his Hollywood experience.  


A little background: similar to the story of the (now flailing) CBS show "Sh*t My Dad Says,"  SDTS is a Twitter account that amassed a cult-like following - to the point that Hollywood took notice. Late last year, CBS came calling once again to pursue a sitcom  based on the SDTS story.  


Since that time the SDTS Twitter account has gone radio silent-   presumably to work out a deal, script, pilot etc...  That silence was broken today when the author (name unknown) Tweeted a series of entries explaning what happened (spoiler alert: not a happy Hollywood ending).  


The Tweets follow (in chronological order): 


Here is how I went to LA, Steve almost became a “gigantic” national icon, I ate a Pinks Chili Dog and never met Ashton Kutcher in 14 tweets 


Get a call from an Agent that wants to turn my Steve feed into a sitcom. I’m told we can “deal with all the legal Steve related stuff” later 


Flown to LA where the Agent tells me that my feed is “genius” because they have nightmare roommates in China. Show can “go global” 


Meet 2 Writer Dudes who take me to Pinks. They’re cool. They buy me two chili dogs and a grape soda. Talk about Steve being a national icon 


Show idea sells to CBS. Everybody wants to see a picture of Steve. My “character” is a fussy anthropologist who lives with his buddy Steve


Agent takes me to Clippers game. He spends whole game sexting a “D-girl” and one of the actresses from “Army Wives” Blake Griffin amazing 


Debate if I should let Steve in on it. Agent tells me not to worry. Says we can always change his name to “Roy” Says show will be “gigantic”


Writer Dudes take me to a cocktail party where I meet Victoria Justice and "Ned Ryerson" from Groundhog Day (a high point for me) 


My Dad asks if my life is like “Entourage”. I say no. He’s disappointed. Asks if I've been offered cocaine. Said no. He didn't believe me 


Writers do good job w/ script. Make me fussier then I am. Shelly says it’s dead on but objects to her character having secret crush on mine 


Get taken to a Hollywood club by the Fat Sex guy in AmPie Beta House (what up @nic4nac !) Fail to make out with my blogger crush @molls 


Wonder if I’m ever going to meet Ashton Kutcher. I’m told he thinks my feed is funny but he seems to be in Europe a lot 


CBS doesn’t pick up show. Everybody is very cool about it. Turning Steve into Gigantic Global Icon is firmly back in #stevenation’s court 


Oh, and Steve still doesn't know. Thinks I was in LA writing a research article for what he calls "a nerd science magazine nobody reads" 


Final note on LA Saga: In last phone call with Agent, he made me promise that he gets "first crack" at Party Spy if Steve ever finishes it 


We're sad there's no Hollywood happy ending (yet), but there's one thing we do know - we're still 100% #SteveNation.

P.S. we think this would make for a great movie - so you never know....
P.P.S who's the creepy sexting agent????

Bree Olson Sets The Record Straight... Tweets About Charlie and Natty

P.S. Our Open Letter to Charlie about Sheen's Korner.  Do you agree?  #Tigerblood #Winning #PlanBetter #EarnYourself

Free Advice For Charlie Sheen's "Sheen's Korner" [Team #TigerBlood]

Dear Charlie (and Charlie's People):

We have now watched two full episodes of the Charlie Sheen web show - Sheen's Korner - and we gotta say, Charlie you're on the right track of improvements with your second installment, cleverly entitled "Torpedoes of Truth."  Senor Sheen, we commend you for indulging our voyeuristic nature by allowing us to watch you partake in a real time phone call with your advisor.  We like seeing "backstage" happenings that we're not "supposed to see"

Taking it a step further, we'd like to offer up some free tips on how to continue to ride this wave.  The value of our advice far outweighs anything you'll get from a bunch of phony marketers or Internet experts.  Why?  A) because in a past life, we've seen the pitches sold for thousands, and they've all failed and B) Because these days, we're losers who sit around watch reality TV and read celebrity gossip blogs all day long.

We know exactly what works with people like us, and trust-  there's a lot of us a-holes out there.  P.S. we heard Howard Stern's advice this morning of 15 things you could have done better and we gotta say, while we agree with a couple ,many of our ideas go in a different direction.  Howard wants you to ride the theme of porn, and while a specific demo of male viewers would welcome it, you're not going to capture mainstream America's hearts with that type of content.  In fact, you'll probably get shut out real quick.

So what do we have in mind?  Here's our free advice (but there's more where this came from, so give us a shout at payattentiontoblog@gmail.com if you want to hear more):

1. More phone conversations with people, we love this - A+.  Has Rachel called you from Fort Wayne?  We want to see that. 
2. We 100% co-sign Howard Stern's suggestion that you should give us a tour of your house. We want to know more about your everyday life, and this is a huge part of it. Plus, dude, you live in the Mulholland Estates, with the likes of Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump.  We're dying to see more of this.  We want to see rooms, backyard, kitchen, even the street out front.  Anything.
3. We want to see what you eat.  Don't ask us to explain it, but people are obsessed with food.  When celebs tweet pics of their plates, we're all over it. When paps catch photos of celebs eating, we can't get enough. Show us your lunch - that's a whole episode right there.  Show us the inside of your refrigerator.  Have a 5 minute Q&A with your chef where you ask him to explain to the camera the types of food you like and dislike. Ask him/her to tells us what your oddest food has been. 
4. Have a conversation with someone where you're the one asking them questions.  It would be nice to switch things up once or twice and have the focus be less on a monologue (which we love, don't get us wrong) and more on you semi-interviewing someone else.  For example, ask Natty Napalm what she did that day and respond to her response.  Do you want more female viewers?  Ask her what her favorite beauty products are/what her beauty regimen is.  Women go ape sh1t for this stuff, trust us.  You won't believe it but it's true. Another example, have a conversation with your maid.  It humanizes you and will make America fall in love with you.  This may sound inane, but Google "Jeff Lewis" and "Zoila" and you'll understand.  
5. Show us your closet.  Take your little Flip camera, walk over to your closet, open it and let us take it all in.  Then pull out some of your favorite pieces of clothing and tell us what you love about them.  If there is anything there with some sentimental value, tell us the story behind it.

Viola, 5 episodes right there that will give you ratings through the roof.  Email us Charlie (or Charlie's people), we've got a lot more to share.  PayAttentionToBlog@Gmail.com.

P.S.  RIP Betty Sheen. Plus, here's the live blog from Sheen's Korner Episode 1

RIP Betty Sheen

Charlie Sheen and Natty Napalm yesterday announced (in the second episode of Sheen's Korner) that Charlie's 11 year old black pug, Betty passed away.  As Charlie put it, [Betty is] "in another dimension, flashing her razor fangs."  The two were kindred spirits, sharing the same birthday of September 3.   Flash on Betty, flashy on.

P.S. Wanna see our Open Letter to Charlie Sheen?  

RanDumb

• Current Mood: Annoyed
• Favorite Color: Black
• Current Obsession: Howard Stern Show
• Favorite Reality Show(s): Real Housewives, Jersey Shore, Celebrity Apprentice (David Cassidy was robbed!!!!!!!), Teen Mom (yeah we said it), Jerseylicious
• Which Housewives? Rank them, bitch: First of all, don't call me bitch.  Second of all: NJ, Beverly Hills, Orange County, NY and Atlanta are tied (D.C. and Miami don't count)

P.S. did you hear all the original BH hens signed on for a second season? Yes, including Camille and Kim.  

Charlie Sheen's UStream: Live Blogging

It's Saturday night, so natch we're home.  But this isn't just any ordinary Saturday night for a loser homebody - this is like the greatest Saturday night to have nothing to do.  Why? Because just a few hours ago, Mr. Charlie Sheen himself announced he'd be broadcasting a UStream live from his house.

We're logged in ready to go, waiting for Mr. Sheen. The UStream just got started!!!

• Whoa, Simon Rex  (AKA Dirt Nasty) is there!!!! Why? Who knows? 
• Charlie opens with shout outs to his sponsors - apparently he's making some money on this thing, hence the $  t-shirt. Sponsors include HDNet and a new drink called "Tiger Blood" - it's organic just so you know. 
• One of the goddesses is missing!  (Rachel AKA Bree Olson) Charlie says she's "out of town."  Interesting since earlier in the day Charlie tweeted she left him and that he was taking new applications, but then quickly deleted the tweet saying they were back together.   A quick check on her Twitter account reveals that she's in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Perhaps visiting family?
• 7:07 PST: So far more than 112,000 viewers have tuned in
• 7:08 Charlie just unveiled a new tattoo with the word "WINNING" scrawled on his wrist.  Surely a new trend.  I've already called the tattoo parlor to get my appointment.  
• 7:10 some LOLcat style pics of cats "winning" over dogs are being displayed.  Natch.
• 7:11 Some bizarro news is being reported.  Something about an eagle scout.  Then, a bald eagle crashing into a windshield and surviving. 
• 7:14 we're officially bored.  Guess this is really supposed to be some sort of "show."  Why did we think he was going to have some news about his life or 2.5 Men to report??? We're kind of ready to give up on this thing.  We'll give it a couple more minutes.
• 7:16 they're finally wrapping up the "Winning" news. Charlie just said he may be broadcasting everyday or every week if enough people are interested.  Based on this ep, we're gonna have to say "Nyet nyet Soviet" to that proposal. 
• P.S. lots of fart sounds happening throughout the broadcast thanks to the "Music Guy" Simon Rex mixing from a laptop in the background.  Is Charlie trying to be Howard Stern??? 
• Now they're waiting for a call "from the President" WTF??? Nothing happens and Charlie looks to be annoyed by the disorganization of the team.  He wants to fire someone. 
• 7:19 New segment "Weighing in With Rick"  they want us to Twitter in some questions.  BORING
• Sidenote - back to Howard Stern: We kind of think this was Howard Stern's idea to begin with. Earlier this week in his interview with Charlie, he said he wanted to send Charlie a microphone so he would broadcast for Sirius.  Wonder why Mr. Sheen decided to go with Mark Cuban instead.......  We're guessing it may have something to do with money. 

• Now Charlie's asking for viewers to tell him what their favorite Charlie Sheen saying is......
• 7:22 Lots of nonsense and gibberish among the group, speaking amongst themselves like they don't have a camera on them
• 7:23 The subject of the BYU sex scandal was brought up via Twitter by a viewer.  Charlie's two cents on the topic: "there's two ways to look at it... BYU... lighten up" or "he knew the rules coming in." Wow, profound. Tiger blood runs deep. 
• 7:24 Charlie debuted the new saying "Losing"
• 7:25 Charlie is drinking something out of a sippy cup

• 7:26 viewer count is going down.  It's now in the 105,000 range.  (P.S. we're barely hanging by a thread ourselves)
• 7:27 new segment "Wish They Were Me." On that list? Dr. Drew, Nancy Grace and some addiction specialist that apparently spoke out about Charlie.
• 7:30 new segment "Wish I Were Them." On that list? Colin Farrel, Brian Wilson and Sean Penn
• 7:32 Charlie announces a new list "The Gnarls Gnarlington List." (apparently that's a good thing???) On that list? Reggie Jackson, Todd Zale (sp?), Tony Todd, Mark Cuban and "me" 
• 7:34 everyone is hot and sweaty looking - wiping their brows.  Charlie is complaining about no air conditioning, making jokes about a budget
• 7:35 viewership has dipped to the 99,000 range

• 7:36  Charlie is pushing a new saying "Plan Better" on us.  "Natty Napalm" came to sit on his lap to be a part of the Plan Better segment.  We didn't really get it. 
• 7:38 Charlie is complaining about his Homeowners Association - something about cameras and the front gate guards.
• 7:40 Charlie continues to ramble in a stream of consciousness where we're only comprehending every third word or so. Prob cause we don't have tiger blood.  Boo us.   Something about Jeff Ross? Or some other Jeff???  We think? We're "losing"
• 7:41 Charlie intro's a new saying "Earn Yourself"
• 7:43 Charlie's reading fan favorite Charlie-isms. We agree with this one: "Come on bro, I won best picture at 20"
• 7:45 Charlie says he burned his AA book.  Now the gang is awkwardly saying "Now what?" They're out of segments.
• 7:47 Sooo..... Charlie starts rummaging through his drawer to show us what's in it (ironically, this act of desperation becomes our favorite segment).  He shows us his book of poetry that he wrote (that was conveniently just laying around), and Casey Stengel's passport.  His friend with the hat is going through a "magic tray" with a bunch of candy in it.  Yes, it's come to this.
• 7:49 Charlie shows us his Apocalypse Now (this again?) "channel" that streams the movie all day long (AKA a DVD on loop)  
• 7:50 Charlie is talking about past movie moments (that he starred in), and then disses Wall Street 2
• 7:52 Charlie reads us one of his poems from the book to wrap up the show.  Lucky us. 
• 7:53 It's finally over!!!!!

We can proudly say we survived "Sheen's Korner." We need to go take a shower now.

Update: It happened too quick for us to catch it, but apparently the call in the middle of the broadcast that Charlie picked up was from none other than Beverly Hills Housewife Adrienne Maloof's husband Dr. Paul Nassif

They're Charlie's neighbors (and friends).  Dr. Nassif tweeted back to his wife that he wanted to see if Charlie would actually pick up the phone.  Maloof and the Doof strike again.  Man we miss them. 

Jersey Shore Reunion: Is Everyone Mad at Mike?

Source: Facebook

The JS crew is in Los Angeles this weekend filming the Jersey Shore Season 3 Reunion, and sources allege that Mike is pretty much the outcast of the group.

Although Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is right up there with Snooki as the biggest Jersey Shore resident, his popularity with the roommates is an entirely different "situation."  If you've watched any of the Jersey Shore Hook-Ups or After Shows lately, you've surely seen the roomies get more and more eye-rolley about him. Even in recent episodes, the Gang is beginning to piece together the fact that Mike has instigated nearly every house controversy.

We predict that Sorrentino will be hated on heavily throughout the Reunion (kind of like he was in the Season 1 Reunion, but worse).  We're also betting that normally neutral DJ Pauly D may even get in on the action.

What do you think?  Do you get the same feeling?