Jimmy Iovine's Party for Liberty Bell's Birthday (No Peasants Allowed)

Okay, so since our post about that Kim/Kanye/Opray/Diddy pic, we've gleaned more info about the super exclusive affair that brought them all together.

The party was thrown by Jimmy Iovine (who was also pictured) for his girlfriend Liberty Ross. I know, you're all "Liberty Ross? I've heard that name..." Yep, the same Liberty Ross who was married to that director dude who cheated on her with Kristen Stewart (both Liberty and Kristen were stars in said dude's film, Snow White and the Huntsman). But, Liberty has since kicked director dude to the curb and linked up with Jimmy Iovine, who, by the way is chairman of Interscope Records and a longtime music industry legend.

So, aside from the billionaire couch, what else happened at the soop exclu affair?

Not much just:

- East Coast and West Coast mega-don rapper entrepreneur execs P. Diddy and Dr. Dre (!!!) chillin' together:

source:  XZIBIT's Instagram

- And one Mr. R Kelly doing an impromptu take of the mic and performing classics like My Body's Calling For You  and Bump and Grind and Ignition

Source: DJ Eque's Instagram

- A bunch of other big names were there too including Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler (Oprah 'grammed a pic of Gayle dancing with Mick). 

Oh nothing... Just Oprah, Diddy, Kanye and Blonde Kim [AKA MY NEW RAP SINGLE 'SO MUCH MONEY ON THE COUCH']

Courtesy of Kim Kardashian's Instagram.

So many important questions: Who is the standing dude? Why is Diddy's hand on Oprah like that (you don't OWN her Sean!)? Kanye has smiling muscles? Who made that be-studded couch? Where are they? 

UPDATE: According to Oprah's Instagram, it's at music producer Jimmy Iovine's party because Oprah posted a couch pic too! MINUS KIM! Dis or just a different shot?

Some Notes On Tonight's Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Brought to you by Kris Humphries, last year

• Rob had a point about Kim's spoiled ways in front of the hotel staff when she complained they put flower petals on her bed.  I mean, right???

• Um, why do they show Humira commercials (psoriasis drug) every five minutes when KUWTK is playing? Did Mama Kris get a sponsor for her daughter's psoriasis?  Genius.

• Anyone else annoyed by Kris Humphries getting all involved in family business the first time he meets them? Excuse me, who are you?  Stay on the sidelines of dysfunction until they know your last name at least.  Jeesh.

Few Pics From Inside Kim Kardashian's Wedding

Unless you've been living under 10 rocks, (because if you were living under one, you'd still have heard) you know that Kim Kardashian got married to some dude yesterday.

All was super paparazzi proof complete with tents and all -  so that all the shots and footage were protected for the magazine exclusives and E! special.  TMZ was all proud to get a fuzzy shot of Kim and Bruce Jenner walking through a tent which showed not much but IT WAS SOMETHING.

We haven't yet seen the decor etc.. inside UNTIL NOW.  Jillian Barberie Reynolds (local Los Angeles morning news personality and wedding guest) tweeted some shots of the inside in real time.  Check out the shots:

Jillian (@AskJillian) tweets "Oops. Snuck one in"

 

Ok, it may not seem like much, but let's walk through this carefully.  Next to Jillian's hand is what looks like some sort of program - meh.  But notice the table runner - doesn't it remind you of the decor in Mama Kris' house? Silverware and crystals are nice - not gaudy - understated and classy rather.  Loving the flowers and chandeliers.  Anyone notice anything else worth mentioning?

In a second image, Jillian tweeted "Oh snap!!!!! Another one!!!!"

This one is way more fuzzy - but shows more classic decor and beautiful flowers.  Shame we can't make out the identity of any of the guests in the shot. It's said that Kim asked her guests to only wear black or white.  Looks like most of the guests (at least in this pic) chose to wear black.  I think I would too - don't think I'd feel right wearing white to a wedding.  Even if the bride OK'd it.

The Way To My Heart: Kris Jenner Edition

Okay - so my love for Kris Jenner has been growing steadily. 

Not just because she's the absolute butt of every eye roll, joke and lesson on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but because no other genius across this crazy world could have created such a masterpiece as the Kris Jenner Turns 30 video"I Love My Friends" (circa 1980s) (click here to see it, can't embed).  Sorry in advance for the fact that you won't EVER be able to get the lyric "Bible Study...Cheesecake Factory...." out of your heads. 

Okay, but now there's an even BIGGER reason to be down with the Jenner.  She is coming out with a MEMOIR.  That's right folks - it's time for Kris to finally shine!  She released this image of  the cover today on her blog.

Notice how she slipped in the Kardashian "brand" in there to make sure it receives maximum benefit?  Ever the genius marketer, Kris has marketed herself right into our cold little hearts.  We love it!

Is Kim Kardashian Already Thinking Babies With Kris Humphries?

It was only last week that Kim Kardashian "officially" admitted to dating NBA star Kris Humphries, on our girl Wendy Williams' show.

Then late Saturday nightm the reality phenom Twittered the following picture, proclaiming:  "I want my son to look like this!"

That kid looks a whole lot like Kris Humphries, so you do the math.  We see what you did there Kim.