Random Thought - Birds

I was watching TV the other day, and a caged bird  emerged on screen - kind of made me go off in my mind.  Do you know how cool as f*ck flying must be? No? Have you ever had a dream about flying? It's pretty much the coolest type of dream you can ever have. 

Now imagine that you actually, for some reason, are able to fly in real life - and you're free and you're loving life gliding above the earth. 

THEN some jackass snatches you up, clips your wings and shoves you in a cage in the corner of their kitchen and for the next few years of your short life, they scream at you to shut up everytime you chirp your birdy songs.

That is MESSED up.  

Hey Lenny, PUT THE BIRD DOWN!

Good day.

I said good day!

WTF??? Dog Crosses Eyes on Command

Move over Jim Carey/Adam Sandler/Paul Blart - there's a new sheriff in town.  You're not getting excited enough. Let me repeat, an effing DOG crosses his eyes on command. This is a game changer people.
Hollywood agents need to get off their asses and start a bidding war over this comedic gem. He'll work for virtually nothing and he knows how to take direction. Ladies and gentelemen, I present you with Chuckles (not really his name but I like it better - OK? Ugh, fine, he's Teddy the Cocker Spaniel):