Jersey's On Fire - Real Housewives of New Jersey (RHONJ) - Drama Developing

IS JACQUELINE LEAVING?   WHAT HAPPENED AT THE POSCHE FASHION SHOW?  MORE GORGA/GIUDICE FAMILY DRAMA AT THE REUNION?  WHERE TO BEGIN??????

The RHONJ Women Last Night at the Posche Fashion Show. Source: @MarthaByrne10 Twitter

Yowza where to start with this RHONJ - developing story !!!! The show is CURRENTLY filming Season 4, but ALSO filmed the Season 3 reunion today.  YESTERDAY there was a Posche fashion show .

Here's what we know as of now:

1) Some drama went down at the Posche fashion show. How do we know this?  Randomly, Martha Byrne (an actress - formerly on As The World Turns) who lives in New Jersey attended the fashion show.  She (@MarthaByrne10) live-Tweeted everything she saw, most notably 1) a "fight in the bathroom" involving Teresa (naturally) and 2) she implied that RHONJ is plenty fake saying "RHONJ, atwt was less scripted." 

2) AFTER the fashion show, Jacqueline Laurita TWEETED UP A STORM (late last night and throughout today) about drama from the show, hinting an impeding departure from the show, and that she won't be at the Reunion.

3) Today, Teresa Tweeted a lot as well.  Some Tweets appeared to be responses to Jacqueline, while the majority were about drama with her own family.  This leads us to believe that there may have been a lot of back and forth between Teresa, Melissa and likely Kathy at the Reunion.

Oy - hope I'm not confusing you too much guys, but I'm just beginning to make sense of it all myself!!!

4) On top of all that, it was announced today that Teresa will be appearing on Celebrity Apprentice

5) AND Radar Online is reporting that BRAVO is looking to replace some of the RHONJ cast (a la the New York formula) 

Here are Jacqueline's (@JacLaurita) relevant Tweets, in chronological order, followed by Teresa's Tweets:

@JacLaurita

Last night (9/27), after the fashion show:

I feel nauseous and feverish. No reunion for me.Sorry guys.XOXO!

Someone( not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.

2b honest.I'm tired of the BS &shitty low life people.I didn't know this was what I signed up 4.I have 2rise above&move on.

@JacLaurita Today ( 9/28, day of the reunion): 

I can't be part of the Charade anymore.It's unsettling. It's disturbing & against what I stand for. I'm a REAL housewife  

I love the blame shifting when someone is caught in lies. Unbelievable.

There is no real love there. Things aren't always what they seem. SOME people live a different life OFF camera then they do on. ( ahem)  [PayAttentionTo Blog EDITOR'S NOTE - THIS WAS MOST LIKELY DIRECTED AT TERESA NO????]

You'll all see through the bullshit if you look closely enough. I think you all are pretty smart  

Ok,I'm pulling back.I'm not going there.I was impulsive.It's behind & beneath me.Too Unimportant.My life is good now.


I'd like to only focus on positive things now please.I threw the trash out.I'm cleaning now and reorganizing.Starting fresh and new.

@Teresa_Giudice Tweets from Tonight 9/28 (Presumably AFTER the Reunion):

On my way home... Loooong day. Wow has Twitter gone crazy. Wow have some people gone crazy... #sadforthem [EDITOR'S NOTE - COULD SHE BE SPEAKING OF MELISSA HERE? SINCE JACQUELINE WASN'T AT THE REUNION?] 
 

I don’t even wanna go there b/c I don't fight on twitter not w/ fans, not haters, not w/ mean RTs & def not w/ a friend (ahem) [EDITOR'S NOTE: POSSIBLY REFERRING TO JACQUELINE GIVEN THE "AHEM" WORDING OF THE TWEET]  or my family! 

But the rumors are getting ridiculous. Let’s get this straight: I LOVE my WHOLE family. Would never do anything to hurt them. xx 

Breaks my heart that anyone would believe I would be part of something to hurt my family. Fame can mess with your mind. Family is forever.xx

THIS is exactly why I didn't want my family on the show--people come out of nowhere to try & hurt you. I don’t want my family hurt. Ever. 

And for the record: I don’t believe MG was a stripper but I wouldn’t care anyway. (I have lots of ex-stripper friends... ahem...) [EDITOR'S NOTE - DID TERESA JUST IMPLY THAT JACQUELINE USED TO BE A STRIPPER????? OMG OMG OMG]

She’s the mother of my niece & nephews & part of my family. You’ll see how I defend her in S4. xx #lovemybrother #lovemyfamily 

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That's all for now.  Help us make sense of all this in the Comments!!!!!!!!!! 

OCT.  24 UPDATE!!! DINA MANZO BREAKS HER SILENCE!!!!!!!!!

Some Notes On Tonight's Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Brought to you by Kris Humphries, last year

• Rob had a point about Kim's spoiled ways in front of the hotel staff when she complained they put flower petals on her bed.  I mean, right???

• Um, why do they show Humira commercials (psoriasis drug) every five minutes when KUWTK is playing? Did Mama Kris get a sponsor for her daughter's psoriasis?  Genius.

• Anyone else annoyed by Kris Humphries getting all involved in family business the first time he meets them? Excuse me, who are you?  Stay on the sidelines of dysfunction until they know your last name at least.  Jeesh.

Kris Jenner - Mummified???

Kylie Jenner posted this picture yesterday of Mrs. Kris Jenner today on Twitter.  Is she a mummy?

@KylieJenner: My mom got wrapped at LA slim wrap! How funny is this! Lol!

Apparently, girlfriend got one of those slimming wrap treatment thingies.  Um, nice outfit?

Oh Hai - Che Cosa - Byeeeeeeeeeee

Happy Sunday Funday - Brought To You By Snooki and Crocodilly Playing Checkers

Snooki proving once again she's good at imaginative play.  Gotta hand it to the girl.




If you listen closely - you can also hear JWOWW arguing with what seems to be Roger on the phone...